Especially for Father’s Day, Tweddle has compiled a list of 22 Dad jokes for all of the fathers who might be looking to refresh their repertoire. Dad jokes are a fundamental form of humor that teach us a great lesson courtesy of goofy dads everywhere — that humor has the power to make people happy, even when it seems like nothing else can.
Little ones like to crack up over a good pun and Dads like to drop them into a conversation to see who is paying attention. Here are 20 jokes to share on Father’s day and everyday.
- “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”
- “I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.”
- “Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.”
- “Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.”
- “Can February March? No, but April May!”
- “Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.”
- “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.”
- “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.”
- “Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
- “What did the ocean say to the beach?” “Nothing, it just waved.”
- “Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?” “Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.”
- “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.”
- “How do you make 7 even?” “Take away the s.”
- “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.”
- “I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.”
- “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.”
- “That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.”
- “What country’s capital is growing the fastest?” “Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.”
- “I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.”
- “A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.'”
- “I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.”
- “Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.
