22 Dad Jokes to enjoy on Father's Day

22 Dad Jokes to enjoy on Father’s Day

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Especially for Father’s Day, Tweddle has compiled a list of ‘Dad jokes’ for all of the fathers who might be looking to refresh their repertoire. Dad jokes are a fundamental form of humor that teach us a great lesson courtesy of goofy dads everywhere — that humor has the power to make people happy, even when it seems like nothing else can.

Little ones like to crack up over a good pun and Dads like to drop them into a conversation to see who is paying attention. Here are 20 jokes to share on Father’s day and everyday.

  1. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.”
  2. “I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.”
  3. “Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.”
  4. “Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.”
  5. “Can February March? No, but April May!”
  6. “Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.”
  7. “I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.”
  8. “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.”
  9. “Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
  10. “What did the ocean say to the beach?” “Nothing, it just waved.”
  11. “Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?” “Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.”
  12. “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.”
  13. “How do you make 7 even?” “Take away the s.”
  14. “How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.”
  15. “I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.”
  16. “What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.”
  17. “That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.”
  18. “What country’s capital is growing the fastest?” “Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.”
  19. “I once had a dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda. It was more of a fanta sea.”
  20. “A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.'”
  21. “I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn’t concentrate.”
  22. “Have you ever tried to catch a fog? I tried yesterday but I mist.

 

Wishing dads everywhere a Happy Father’s Day from all of us at Tweddle.

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